Game: post a line about yourself that's true but sounds like a lie

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House rules for this one, post a single sentence about yourself that's genuinely, verifiably true and also feels like an obvious lie to anyone reading it cold. The next person has to guess which it actually is

Bonus points if you can keep a straight face about something completely mundane that just happens to sound absurd out of context

Winner is whoever produces the sentence that gets guessed wrong the most times in a row before someone finally gets it right