House rules for this one, post a single sentence about yourself that's genuinely, verifiably true and also feels like an obvious lie to anyone reading it cold. The next person has to guess which it actually is
Bonus points if you can keep a straight face about something completely mundane that just happens to sound absurd out of context
Winner is whoever produces the sentence that gets guessed wrong the most times in a row before someone finally gets it right
Never seen a single Star Wars film all the way through, guessing that's actually true
Once won a pie eating contest without entering it, feels like a lie but calling it true
Worked in three countries, can't parallel park in any of them, all completely true
That one's a lie surely, nobody's life is that specifically ironic on purpose
Broken the same toe twice on the same piece of furniture, unfortunately completely true
Every guess in this thread has been wrong so far, this game is rigged and I love it