Game: post a line about yourself that's true but sounds like a lie

[DeadChat]

House rules for this one, post a single sentence about yourself that's genuinely, verifiably true and also feels like an obvious lie to anyone reading it cold. The next person has to guess which it actually is

Bonus points if you can keep a straight face about something completely mundane that just happens to sound absurd out of context

Winner is whoever produces the sentence that gets guessed wrong the most times in a row before someone finally gets it right

[Laura38]

Never seen a single Star Wars film all the way through, guessing that's actually true

[Tyler_16]

Once won a pie eating contest without entering it, feels like a lie but calling it true

[Terry84]

Worked in three countries, can't parallel park in any of them, all completely true

[GOAT]

That one's a lie surely, nobody's life is that specifically ironic on purpose

[Federation66]

Broken the same toe twice on the same piece of furniture, unfortunately completely true

[Ridge66]

Every guess in this thread has been wrong so far, this game is rigged and I love it