Tell us about the worst haircut you've ever gotten, we've all had one

[Wizard72]

Asked for a subtle trim in my twenties and somehow walked out with what can only be described as a mullet, took genuinely eight months of awkward growing out before I could show my face confidently again

Everyone's got at least one story here, the haircut so bad you avoided photos for months afterward, curious what people's actual version looks like

There's something genuinely bonding about this specific kind of embarrassment, we've all sat in that chair and watched things go quietly wrong in the mirror