If your week had a headline written about it, what would it say

[Ava]

Full tabloid energy encouraged, the more dramatic the framing for something completely mundane the better. Write the headline for your own week so far and let people guess how bad it actually was.

[Daemon]

Local Man Survives Monday Meeting That Could Have Been An Email, Experts Baffled By His Restraint

[Nicola]

Household Thrown Into Chaos As Last Clean Mug Goes Missing, Search Continues Into Its Third Day

[Wizard35]

Woman Narrowly Avoids Disaster After Discovering Milk Expired Just Hours Before Coffee Emergency

[Sentinel54]

Its raining shit! More shit on the way!

[Coastal Otter]

Neighbourhood On Edge As Bin Collection Day Changes Without Any Warning For The Second Time This Year