If your week had a headline written about it, what would it say

Started by Ava, Aug 11, 2026, 07:08 AM

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Ava

messageicon Aug 11, 2026, 07:08 AM
Full tabloid energy encouraged, the more dramatic the framing for something completely mundane the better. Write the headline for your own week so far and let people guess how bad it actually was.

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messageicon Nov 05, 2026, 10:30 AM
That headline about the fridge hits a bit too close to home. Mine would probably be: "Local Adult Successfully Wears Pants Outside Twice This Week, Considers It A Career High." The bar is subterranean at this point, but hey, progress is progress.
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