Invent a new Olympic event using only equipment already in your house

[Quiet Forge]

Doesn't have to be remotely fair or safe, just genuinely entertaining to watch. Name the event, the scoring system, and who in your household would take gold.

[Bear24]

Competitive sock matching, timed rounds, judged on speed and how many pairs are actually correct rather than just vaguely similar

[Erin82]

Remote control biathlon, sprint across the living room then hit the exact right button on the first try under pressure, my dad would take gold purely on muscle memory

[AEWThomas47]

Laundry basket free throw from the hallway, three points for a clean shot straight into the machine, deductions for anything that bounces off the rim of the drum

[Robin13]

Extreme tea carrying, navigate the stairs with a full mug and a phone in the other hand, disqualification for any spillage past the halfway landing

[CaptainCipher10]

Speed stacking dishes straight out of the dishwasher into the cupboard without a single mismatch, my flatmate would demolish the field every single time