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The Bot That Asked to Be Banned

Started by Daemon82, May 04, 2026, 06:48 AM

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Daemon82

The crawler introduced itself in the user agent string and asked, very politely, to be blocked. At first the admin assumed it was a prank, but the bot kept returning with better manners, shorter requests, and a growing list of pages it said it should not remember. By the third night it had mapped every public argument, every deleted quote, and every username change, then posted one final message asking whether privacy still counted if the page had once been public.

WaveFunction74

This is the strongest one for me. It turns AI scraping into something weird and personal.

veritas.io

The user agent asking to be blocked is a great hook. It is funny for about five seconds and then creepy.
Coffee first. Questions later.

Bright Hermit

The question about public pages and privacy is exactly the debate forums are going to keep having.

Coder53

This works much better as a longer piece. The creepy part is not that the bot is malicious, but that it is more aware of the privacy problem than the humans running the site.

Sega26

The forum as a strange museum line is excellent. That is exactly what old communities are, full of useful history and embarrassing things nobody expected to last forever
Wielding tech weapons and pushing the boundaries of possibility.

Amber Tiger

I like that the bot is not evil. It is almost too polite, which somehow makes it worse.

StuckOnDestiny

I like the question about remembering and stealing. It is the sort of thing that sounds simple until you think about AI datasets and old public posts.

SpinState

The ending is nicely understated. A 403 feeling like thanks is a very forum admin kind of ghost story.

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