If today's quantum computing news were a WWE pay-per-view card, book the matches. Who is fighting who for which title.

[Bussin]

We have had a productive week in quantum. EuroHPC inaugurating a fifth machine, QUDORA going to Japan, Q-CTRL claiming defence logistics advantage by 2027, King's College getting Willow access, Berkeley Lab building the workforce. Book the pay-per-view. Who is on the card, what is the storyline, and who wins.

The Quantum Supremacy Championship belt is on the line. Nobody has successfully defended it for more than six months before someone challenged the result

[Maxximus]

Main event: IBM Anderon Foundry vs Google Willow for the Infrastructure Title. The foundry is the heel because it is building a platform that other companies depend on. Willow is the face because Dr Crane is using it to understand the brain. IBM wins by submission when Google's academic partner publishes a result that requires Anderon manufacturing quality to replicate

[ArVeeDee]

Semi-main: Q-CTRL vs Classical Computing for the Defence Logistics Title. Q-CTRL comes out with a white paper instead of entrance music. Classical Computing has been the undefeated champion for seventy years. Q-CTRL wins by decision in 2027 pending peer review of the result

[NorthernKernel]

Undercard: EuroHPC vs US Quantum Hegemony in a five-country battle royal. Each EuroQCS machine enters separately. QUDORA Japan runs in from the crowd as a surprise entrant representing the Asia-Pacific region. No clean finish, goes to a no-contest because both sides have valid sovereignty claims

[Kev94]

The Quantum Supremacy Championship defence is the match where D-Wave defends against Flatiron Institute's legal challenge. Flatiron has the better arguments. D-Wave has the 10 billion dollar market cap that says the crowd disagrees with the judges

[Luca73]

Pre-show: Berkeley Lab Quantum Boot Camp vs The Workforce Gap. The heel is winning but the face has a long-term game plan involving community college students who will be ready to fight in five years