If quantum error correction were a wrestling storyline what would the angle be - good or bad

[Finley_19]

You have a technical babyface who can do incredible things in the ring but keeps accidentally hitting his own corner man. The corner man falls down. The match is ruined. This happens every single match for years.

Q: What is the storyline resolution?

A: The storyline is that the federation spent a decade recruiting backup corner men. Now instead of one corner man there are ten thousand. The babyface still occasionally clips one of them but the other nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine catch the error before it affects the match. The heel (decoherence, represented by a guy in a thermal suit who keeps running in from the crowd) still gets his heat but can no longer end the match early. The belt is still a few years away but the path to the title is clearer than it has ever been

[GlassKnight]

Decoherence as a thermal suit heel who runs in from the crowd is sending me

[DodgyCoder]

This is peak wrestling booking for quantum concepts and I am completely here for it

[CosmicRay67]

The ten thousand corner men is genuinely accurate to the physical to logical qubit overhead situation

[Cheeky Blake]

The Google Willow result was basically the promo where the babyface finally cut a credible title shot speech for the first time

[Midnight Georgia]

Who is the promoter in this analogy, NIST setting the post quantum standards

[IronQuarry48]

NIST is absolutely the promoter. Sets the rules, approves the matches, occasionally gets criticised for booking decisions

[Skibidi98]

The patent attorneys arguing over qubit IP are the lawyers sitting ringside trying to interfere

[Jason99]

Someone book this card. Quantum Babyface versus Decoherence Heel, special guest referee Peter Shor, post quantum cryptography is the title on the line

[TheGreatMoney]

I would pay for this PPV