Another classic for the games board. The rules, you make a statement guessing something about whoever posts next, starting with TPBM meaning the person below me, then the next poster says TRUE or FALSE with optional evidence, and finishes their post with a fresh TPBM guess for the next victim
Example round. Someone posts TPBM has eaten cereal for dinner this week, the next poster replies TRUE, twice, no regrets, and then adds their own guess like TPBM has more than 40 browser tabs open right now
House rules, keep guesses answerable by strangers so nothing too personal, no editing your guess after someone answered it, and creative guesses beat generic ones, TPBM is wearing socks teaches us nothing, TPBM has apologised to an inanimate object this month teaches us everything
I will start. TPBM has a drawer that officially contains one thing and actually contains chaos
TRUE and it is technically the batteries drawer, currently home to zero batteries and one mystery key. TPBM has pretended to understand a film plot to avoid a long explanation
TRUE and the film was explained to me anyway for 20 minutes. TPBM still knows their childhood best friend's landline number
TRUE, cannot remember my own work login, that number is carved in stone. TPBM has said the same thing as the TV presenter a second before them and felt like a genius
TRUE, quiz shows exist so I can feel this way weekly. TPBM has a food they defend that the room always votes against
TRUE, pineapple belongs and I am prepared to die on the pizza. TPBM has walked into a room and forgotten why more than once TODAY
FALSE but only because I have not left this chair, the day is young. TPBM owns a mug they would rescue from a fire before some furniture
TRUE, the mug knows what it did for me during the bad years. TPBM has waved back at someone who was waving at the person behind them
TRUE and then committed to the wave to save face, we are friends now technically. TPBM has an alarm labelled with a threat to themselves
TRUE, 6.15am is labelled GET UP YOU ABSOLUTE LIABILITY and it works. TPBM reads the last page of a book first at least sometimes
FALSE, monstrous behaviour, the courts should be involved. TPBM has kept a box because it was a really good box
TRUE, the box collection is load bearing at this point. TPBM will pretend they were not going to answer this thread and answer it anyway