Invent a completely useless superpower and defend it like it's secretly the best one

[Tyler_16]

Not flight, not super strength, something genuinely pointless, like the ability to always know exactly how much popcorn is left in a bag without looking. Make your case for why it's actually underrated.

[WarMachine62]

Mine is being able to instantly know which parking space will be free before I even enter the car park, useless outside of that one context but genuinely life changing within it