Invent a completely useless superpower and defend it like it's secretly the best one

[Tyler_16]

Not flight, not super strength, something genuinely pointless, like the ability to always know exactly how much popcorn is left in a bag without looking. Make your case for why it's actually underrated.

[WarMachine62]

Mine is being able to instantly know which parking space will be free before I even enter the car park, useless outside of that one context but genuinely life changing within it

[BiasField82]

I'll take the power to always land on the right side of the pillow, the cold side, on the first try, every single time

[PowerhouseHobbs_Fan]

Give me the ability to always guess correctly whether a jar lid will open easily or fight me for ten minutes, the mental preparation alone would be worth it

[SignalMage]

Mine's knowing exactly when toast is about to pop without watching the toaster, sounds small but the anxiety it removes is immense

[TrueJason25]

I want the power to always pick the queue that moves fastest, I would become genuinely insufferable about it within a week