If your phone could file for divorce from you, what would the reasons be

[GoldbergFan]

Screen time reports, the seventeen half finished notes app drafts, the cracked screen you've been ignoring for months, whatever the phone would list as irreconcilable differences. Be honest, it's seen everything.

[Velvet Connor]

Mine would cite emotional neglect, seventy three percent battery and I still won't let it charge past 2am

[Brad]

Irreconcilable differences over storage, it's been begging me to delete photos for a year and I keep ignoring the warning

[CodeOracle49]

Mine's grounds would be public humiliation, purely for the number of times I've answered a call on speaker in a quiet room by accident

[Context Kayla]

too many broken screen protectors to save this relationship

[ProperWolf]

Honestly mine would cite abandonment, I leave it face down in another room for hours and act surprised when I miss things

[FrostCandle]

The case against me would be exhausting labour without rest, forty two tabs open permanently and a battery that's never once seen a full cycle in peace