If your phone could file for divorce from you, what would the reasons be

[GoldbergFan]

Screen time reports, the seventeen half finished notes app drafts, the cracked screen you've been ignoring for months, whatever the phone would list as irreconcilable differences. Be honest, it's seen everything.

[Velvet Connor]

Mine would cite emotional neglect, seventy three percent battery and I still won't let it charge past 2am