If your pet could file one formal complaint about you, what would it say

Started by Sentinel66, Aug 11, 2026, 04:29 AM

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Sentinel66

Picture your dog, cat, hamster or goldfish sitting down to write an official grievance. What's the one thing they'd finally get to air after years of silent judgement. Mine would probably open with a paragraph about breakfast timing alone.

Buffer

Mine would be a class action lawsuit over the vacuum cleaner situation, she's never once been warned before I switch it on

WonderWoman73

Honestly my dog's complaint would just be one line, why do you leave and come back, over and over, no explanation ever given

LostReece55

My cat would file something about consent regarding photos, she absolutely knows when the camera comes out and hates every second of it
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