What does a loading screen think about while you wait?

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Silly little prompt, imagine the loading screen actually had thoughts of its own during those seconds or sometimes agonizing minutes you spend staring at it. What do you imagine it's thinking about while you wait impatiently. Doesn't need to make sense at all, just fun to imagine

Curious what personality people imagine their least favorite loading screens actually having. Share yours below