What was your instant messenger away message personality back in the day

[ClusterCanopy]

Cryptic song lyrics, dramatic status updates about your mood, or just the honest brb gone to dinner. Confess your away message era persona and whether you're proud or mortified looking back.

[RightNutter82]

Mine was exclusively cryptic song lyrics with zero context, purely so people would ask what was wrong and I could dramatically decline to elaborate

[SpikeDudley]

Mine was always some variation of homework then bed even when it definitely wasn't, the classic teenage lie broadcast to an entire contact list

[Golden Tara]

Had a rotating cast of inside jokes nobody outside my friend group would ever understand, looking back it must have seemed completely unhinged to anyone else

[StarKnight64]

Genuinely used to update mine multiple times a day like it was a personal broadcast network nobody had actually subscribed to