The MSN Messenger nostalgia thread, do you remember your away message game

[Bob69]

For anyone old enough to remember it, MSN Messenger away messages were basically the original status update, half poetic, half cryptic, entirely dramatic. What was your go to away message style back in the day

Bonus nostalgia points for anyone who remembers the nudge feature, the winks, or the exact sound of someone signing in

[TheLegendBrett88]

Mine was always some emo song lyric with zero context, deeply mysterious to absolutely nobody but I thought it was profound at the time