Corrupt a wish, the classic forum game

[Mesh Gareth]

The rules are simple and the results are always terrible in the best way. The person above you makes a wish, you grant it but twist it horribly, then make a wish of your own for the next person to ruin

Keep it clean and keep it clever, the best corruptions are technicalities rather than random cruelty. A wish for a million pounds granted in pennies delivered to your lawn is the classic template to aim for

I will start us off. I wish for a fridge that never runs out of my favourite food

[QuietObserver13]

Granted, the fridge never runs out because it is welded shut. I wish I could speak every language fluently

[Ria99]

Granted, you speak all of them simultaneously, all the time, and nobody understands a word. I wish for perfect weather every day

[LurkingLegend]

Granted, perfect weather for slugs. Endless warm drizzle forever. I wish my phone battery lasted a week

[JohnyBlue]

Granted, the phone lasts a week because the screen brightness is permanently at 2 percent. I wish I never lost my keys again

[GlassKnight35]

Granted, the keys are now surgically attached to your hand. Airport security becomes interesting. I wish I could pause time

[StoneCold_99]

Granted, you can pause it but not unpause it, enjoy the silence. I wish for the ability to remember everything I read

[Cobalt Pilgrim]

Granted, everything includes every terms and conditions you ever scrolled past. I wish weekends were three days long

[BiancaBelair_WCW]

Granted, the third day is Monday, it simply joins the weekend while remaining Monday in every way that matters. I wish for a talent for gardening

[Shane88]

Granted, you have an incredible talent for growing weeds specifically. I wish my wifi never dropped during a game