Corrupt a wish, the classic forum game

[Mesh Gareth]

The rules are simple and the results are always terrible in the best way. The person above you makes a wish, you grant it but twist it horribly, then make a wish of your own for the next person to ruin

Keep it clean and keep it clever, the best corruptions are technicalities rather than random cruelty. A wish for a million pounds granted in pennies delivered to your lawn is the classic template to aim for

I will start us off. I wish for a fridge that never runs out of my favourite food

[QuietObserver13]

Granted, the fridge never runs out because it is welded shut. I wish I could speak every language fluently

[Ria99]

Granted, you speak all of them simultaneously, all the time, and nobody understands a word. I wish for perfect weather every day

[LurkingLegend]

Granted, perfect weather for slugs. Endless warm drizzle forever. I wish my phone battery lasted a week